My driving instructor told me to pull over somewhere safe.
Ten minutes later he said, "Why haven't you pulled over yet?"
I said, "Because we're...
Jaguar Land Rover have come up with a great idea to reduce driver stress, they are making their cars more reliable. :laughing-rolling:
I live slap bang opposite Morden tube (end of the Northern line) and we hear the trains pulling in to the station, . When we first moved in the...
On this day in 1985 Live Aid began, in Wembley Stadium
On this day in 1940 the Battle of Britain began.
:icon-cry: That is so sad for such a respected man, but his legacy will live on in the Transfagarasan Highway for which all of Romania should be...
There is nothing wrong with me
I'm healthy as can be..
I have arthritis in both knees
and when I talk I talk with a wheeze...
my pulse is weak...
Love them or loathe them you have to admit they have style.
On this day in 1982 A man breaks into Buckingham Palace and spends 10 minutes talking to the Queen in her bedroom.
The birds and the bees brought up to date.
"Dad, how was I born"?
"Well, my son, me and mom knew one day we would have to discuss this, so I'll...
I agree TP, the future is bleak, I'm almost glad I won't be here to witness it.
Thanks for the credits Clive, :hearteyes: and I remember last year? when the gateway entrance to your garden looked like the battlefields of the...
On this day in 1965 Ronnie Biggs - a member of the gang who carried out the 1963 Great Train Robbery - escapes from Wandsworth prison, south...
No Chris I wasn't thinking of a previous forum, the message I was referring to was from a friend who wasn't on THAT previous forum it was this...
That's because they are not really 'private' they can be read by moderators. Something was sent to me in a so called private message which got...
Yesterday was the 243rd anniversary of the USA leaving the British Empire without a deal!
Driver to policeman,
What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?
Policeman to driver,
Collect four and you get a bicycle.
As you already have the inverter I would just buy a cheap domestic microwave, you can probably get one very cheap on eBay.
You have all my sympathy, I've lived with back problems for years now. I've got a selection of walking sticks if you feel the need Rich....
See - I'm not wearing a wig! Perhaps I should.
Yes Rich it was dual volts, I ran a dedicated cable to an old 15a socket (so nothing else could plug into it) but ended up always using the...
Thanks for that Karl, it was a pleasure to see a few Cruisers again, one of these days I will have another, and seeing quite a few faces I hadn't...
I did, and would have one again but 12v is no good, the power usage is so great it melted a normal 12v socket. I did run a cable to a domestic...
On this day in 1613 Shakespeare's Globe in London, burned down during a performance of Henry VIII.
Digressing slightly, I recently received an email telling me my TV licence was about to expire and to send payment immediately to supplied link,...
I'll be seeing you all Saturday afternoon, not staying over though, I'm going to a classic car meet on Sunday.
There was a young gay from Khartoum
Who took a lesbian up to his room
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what with which and to whom
So here we have a diesel van with a petrol generator charging an electric car
The future is bright.
On this day in 1998 Microsoft released its Windows 98 operating system to the public.
You've not been upsetting Aura have you? that looks like a right hander to me.
I remember one memorable day in Croatia when I saw a bear, two eagles and a stag with huge antlers all on the same day but in different places on...
Clive I know how you like to arrange events for your visitors, how about this,...
Once a Mod always a Mod!
I'm on my way to Ga Ga Land, of that there is no doubt.
Some things that I get up to now I shouldn't be let...
2. Trev and Clare
3. higgy and clare
4. Grant & Sarah
5. Jacob & Emma & Raf (Another Xmas present sorted - thanks)
6. David (almost...
At todays interest percentages you'll need more than that to provide an income, how many years to retirement Mogg?
I'll be coming care of British Airways but I don't think I could get the mower on as cabin luggage, I do have a 5ltr can of Thompsons water seal...
You hear that Shayne? I'll have first dibs on your 80 please. :laughing-rolling:
On this day in 1965 The UK government announces it will introduce a blood alcohol limit for drivers.
Now you are being ridiculous, I wouldn't either, that would just be greedy.
I do expect to get some sort of return on money I paid in from hard...
and just what is wrong with that? you wouldn't go into a shop, pay for something and then leave without taking it. Night night all, I'm going to bed.
Well I also paid into National Insurance which was to cover things like hospital expenses, family allowance even though I never had children...
You mean that state pension that I paid into for many years? If they paid back all my contributions I would certainly forgo the state pension.
Mogg, I don't think it was luck that I worked for the right people it was that they had a very good pension scheme, I did have to pay a...
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