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The doctor asks the pregnant prostitute "Do you know who the father is?" The prostitute responds "If you ate a can of baked beans, would you know which one made you fart?"

I got arrested for peeing in the shopping mall water feature. The judge demanded I explain myself, so I told him I was having gender identity issues. I got sent to a therapist, who I must mention had a strapping 34-28-36 figure, and she asked me how I identified myself. I told her I’m Gender...

Set yourself up with a bush welding kit, and you’ll never have to buy a beer again once your mates need some track-side repairs. In this episode we run through the gear you will need, the set up and processes to make an effective repair with a really simple kit. There's more information on the...

Sorry Clive, couldn't help it. I shall slap myself. :tonguewink:

Andrew has used a 5 watt handheld UHF radio for a while, but with bigger, longer trips coming up he wanted to increase the range but keep costs down. So with the help of a little adaptor and some advice, we got his range from one mile to 10 miles for around a hundred bucks. (For our post-Brexit...

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the controllers. The terrified passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone and yelled: "Mayday...

In this short episode we catch up Jamie who is hitting the road with wife and four kids in tow, for however long it takes. How good is that? He was loading up our counter with heaps of goodies in preparation for his trip, and Andrew just had to ask what he was up to. Have a listen to how he is...

Andrew and I are very passionate. Yes that does sound scary. But we're passionate about our Aussie Made gear and industry. With so many Aussies now on the club forum, I'm sure this next conversation will resonate with many of you. I hope you enjoy this one...

A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Sydney and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the girl behind the desk. The Job Centre Assistant sorts through her files and replies."Oh, yes, here it is. OK, the job entails you...

This week's episode is a little late being posted by yours truly, I got carried away on other tasks. But here it is, talking with my mate Andrew about some basic battery stuff. This is particular to Andrew's new van which we were still sorting on our shake-down trip, but hopefully its...

It might be something we look at later. My co-host and media guru is in fact a videographer and has his own video production company. He's been doing it for around 40 years. But we wanted to take on the challenge of presenting via radio/podcast, creating a picture or scene with words. Nothing...

My oath. In fact our local brewery is famous for its Coopers Pale Ale, plus we have a few micro-breweries that do a reasonable drop. I can confirm with absolute confidence that no-one here drinks that Fosters Lager katzpiz...

Hey folks, I know its been a long time between whistle stops, but Andrew and I have had a huge workload to get through to set ourselves up again. Just to fill you in on the story to date, we had the whole radio gig going along nicely and we were simply having a load of fun. Except the grumpy old...

I know my view isn't worth a pinch of Mosquito poop, but I reckon you UK lot should tell Brussels to buzz off. It seems to me they are more worried about losing the UK membership for their own reason of maintaining the EU, than because it benefits the UK. You might find the EU starts to crumble...

I used to watch the original almost religiously, and thoroughly enjoyed it. There was just naturally good chemistry with those three. When it all fell apart I really lost interest as I don't think that is something that can be manufactured with new cast. It's like comparing the Rolling Stones to...

Didn't watch it. Did I miss much??

Well, hello hello. I wasn't expecting to find messages on here. Thank you guys, very kind of you. I haven't been too active of late, had a bit on my plate lately. Crispin, that seems such a long time ago. Clive, great to hear you have those dropboxes organised. We are getting lots of great...

Hello there Jim. It's weird, it's as if I know you from somewhere..... Great to see you on the forum. Rodger here ^ will be a wealth of knowledge on 40's. Just remember that if you have been forced to associate with any Landrovers or Landrovarians, that you wash your hands thoroughly. We don't...

Wow Crispin, I'm so glad the story has a happier ending. Very disturbing to read initially. I'm with Pumpy though, fill it in until the 'discovery years' have passed. You can always dig out the dirt later. Too damn close for my liking. I hope you are feeling better soon too, there will be some...

Perhaps add some spare wheels studs to the kit. They are relatively small and light weight, but can save the day should they be needed.

Welcome Mark from another Aussie. Nice looking 100 series. Cheers Chris.

I grabbed some iPhone shots for you mate, not sure they are decent quality but hopefully shows what you want to see. These injector pix show the two extra ones placed at the cross-over pipe to add the required amount of fuel into the system to keep the AFRs right with the extra air...

The combination I believe Chas. I had a 2.5" system on prior to the supercharger. Once I put all the new different bits in and planted the foot, you'd have believed it was an elephant farting through a megaphone. The extra resonator took the sting out of it. It still opens up a bit under a bit...

We built a prototype for Genie using 2.75". I had previously ran a couple of other brand 2.5" systems which didn't last and we're getting warp issues at the head. Plus bigger is always better right? So we got in some 2.75" pipe from Genie and stitched together a system they could then use to...

You are more likely to get droning with a bigger system, hence my extra resonator. We did the original prototyping for the Genie system as well, and we used 2.75". They have since re-worked it back to 2.5" as it was too noisy. So yes, the systems out there now will be 2.5".

Progress report on the cruiser..... I got a fair bit more done on the drawer system revamp today, but didn't take any photos. I know....that's sin bin worthy....I just got too busy. But I did capture some pix of the other work going on at the same time on the van. Our van has a rear bar with...

That is correct mate, they have implemented their own changes to what we installed previously. Their kit should also include, aside from the supercharger, a piggy-back module on the ECU to run the two extra injectors, cross over pipe and injectors. The upgrade to a new ECU negates the need for...

Sounds like you've had the standard Bullet 'upgrade' sell. I don't get involved with them, it's not how I do things. Theres a lot of overkill in those suggestions, but it does depend if you want outright performance or simply some reliable improvement in performance. Those extras will...

Hi Jewels, I just answered your PM before seeing this question. My kit is an original system we installed when we were Sprintex dealers, so no intercooler. It runs at around 4.5psi so no real need for intercooling. Superchargers don't have the same heat soak issues as turbos and the low psi...

Thanks Mark. Just a revamp of the storage system really, or more to the point a reduction. We want to do more big trips with the two dogs in the 'cruiser, and while they fit in the wife's RAV4, it won't tow our new van. I am doing a few more mods so maybe I should post them up too. It might...

Thanks Clive, it's good to get back into tinkering with the old girl again. Its been pretty well set up as we wanted it for some time now, so there was little need for changes or tinkering, more just maintenance and driving. Another update to add now. With the front half of the drawer system...