Graham
Well-Known Member
An Irishman man walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was testing it."
The intrigued woman asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Irishman man explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady asks, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies,
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Irishman smiles, taps his watch and says,
"Bloody thing's an hour fast!"
