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Corona virus: Humour

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Did you hear the one about John Travolta testing negative for the coronavirus? It turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever.
 
Under current guidelines, if anyone coughs within 2m of you, it should be recorded as a "near cough". You should then immediately instruct the person to "far cough".
 
Since closing their stores to customers, Gregg's have announced plans to deliver food by drones...

It all sounds like pie in the sky to me!

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  1. What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet? One’s the coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.
  2. You know who buys up all the toilet paper? Assholes.
  3. Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story….
  4. Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke? It flu over his head.
  5. Why don’t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny? They’re in bad taste.
 
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