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Brian S Dec 6, 2017

  1. Brian S

    Brian S Well-Known Member I am in england

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    If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
     
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    Brian S Well-Known Member I am in england

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    The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
     
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    Brian S Well-Known Member I am in england

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    More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
     
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    Brian S Well-Known Member I am in england

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    A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
     
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    Brian S Well-Known Member I am in england

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    Although they won't admit it, women fart as much as men
     
  6. Brian S

    Brian S Well-Known Member I am in england

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    Hic pardon :lol:

    At any given moment, about 0.7% of the people in the world are drunk
     
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    72% of statistics are made up
     
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  8. Chas

    Chas Well-Known Member I am in england

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    That one too?
     
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    Pat Well-Known Member I am in new_zealand

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    How?
     
  10. Pat

    Pat Well-Known Member I am in new_zealand

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    More
     
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    StarCruiser Well-Known Member Supporter Guru I am in uk

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    You might say that but I couldn't possibly comment!

    :)
     
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    StarCruiser Well-Known Member Supporter Guru I am in uk

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    Falling on them while they try to shake product out perhaps?
     
  13. Pat

    Pat Well-Known Member I am in new_zealand

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    :)
     
  14. Brian S

    Brian S Well-Known Member I am in england

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    • Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.
     
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    Brian S Well-Known Member I am in england

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    • ????????

    • In the UK, it is illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day!
     
  16. Brian S

    Brian S Well-Known Member I am in england

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    1. Rats and horses can't vomit.
     
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    Brian S Well-Known Member I am in england

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    1. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
     
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    Brian S Well-Known Member I am in england

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    1. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
     
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    Chas Well-Known Member I am in england

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    What's seen can't be unseen!
     
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    Brian S Well-Known Member I am in england

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