Funny Junk

[Brian S]

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

 

[Brian S]

The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.

 

[Brian S]

More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.

 

[Brian S]

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

 

[Brian S]

Although they won't admit it, women fart as much as men

 

[Brian S]

Hic pardon

At any given moment, about 0.7% of the people in the world are drunk

 

[goodoldboy]

72% of statistics are made up

 

[Chas]

72% of statistics are made up

That one too?

 

[Pat]

More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.

How?

 

[Pat]

Although they won't admit it, women fart as much as men

More

 

[StarCruiser]

More

You might say that but I couldn't possibly comment!

 

[StarCruiser]

How?

Falling on them while they try to shake product out perhaps?

 

[Pat]

You might say that but I couldn't possibly comment!
I did make aremark

 

[Brian S]

• Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.

 

[Brian S]

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• In the UK, it is illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day!

 

[Brian S]

1. Rats and horses can't vomit.

 

[Brian S]

1. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

 

[Brian S]

1. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

 

[Chas]

1. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

What's seen can't be unseen!

 

[Brian S]

The first man to urinate on the moon was Buzz Aldrin, shortly after stepping onto the lunar surface.