Everybody on Earth dies and goes to Heaven.
The Lord comes along and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth.
The other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
Said and done, the next time The Lord checked, the women are gone and there are two lines.
The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100’s long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
The Lord got angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves! I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates!
Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud! Learn from him!
Tell them my son, why did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."