Right let's get back on track;
Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said Fried Chicken.
She said I wasn’t funny, but that couldn’t be right , because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favourite animal.
I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite LIVE animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the Principles office.
He laughed and told me not to do it again.
I don’t understand, my parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.
Today my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military person I admired most.
I told her Colonel Sanders.
Guess were the f*** I am now.....
