It would have been well received in the prison bogs when I was 16 . A row of private cubicles with saloon doors that started just below the knee and finished about shoulder height in room that also had 6 sinks 4 of which worked , 6 shower heads 3 of which worked , and a slop out trough for everyone to empty their cell bucket toilet into .
In hindsight I suppose I should have made a statement against the guy they knew hit the cop but I refused and so they made good on their threat to bang me up for it instead .