Feb 4, 2013
You too huh!
Where on the side did you have to hit yours when the picture went wobbly?
A slap on the top LHS on our Pye 9”
Spotted on the way home...
O YES T0NY good one.
MOT History looks amazing...
Probably been well looked after… new parts every weekend.
Once a Mod always a Mod!
I'm on my way to Ga Ga Land, of that there is no doubt.
Some things that I get up to now I shouldn't be let out.
I went out on my scooter and I didn't make a fuss,
But my wife she nearly fainted when I came back on the bus.
Some things that happen in my life should still be lots of fun,
But I just can't remember what the hell I've done.
Last night in our bathroom, it may seem strange to some,
For I, instead of Cavilon, put toothpaste on my bum.
I guess that I must settle now for lots of misadventures;
This morning I was there again and Caviloned my dentures.
So I must try to concentrate, and regulate my brain,
But be assured I'll tell you if these things occur again.
I want to help my fellow man, my fellow woman too;
So I will keep a record of the silly things I do.
I'm really not complaining about this stage in life,
But I really do feel sorry for my lovely, patient wife.
She does her caring duty according to the regs,
And puts my shoes and socks on and also creams my legs.
Then she cooks my breakfast and does the housework too,
Without that woman by my side I don't know what I'd do.
I'd probably languish in a Home, surrounded by old ladies!
I don't think I could handle that - I'd sooner be in Hades.
Please cancel that, it's just a joke, I'd love them one and all,
As long as they did not go 'round half naked in the hall.
And so to start another week - I thought the day was Monday,
Until I switched the telly on to Andrew Marr on Sunday.
So I will try to settle down, and things should turn out fine.
We'll have a lovely lunch today with a glass of Hardy's wine.
I heard the Father-in-law once cleaned his teeth with hair removal cream!
So here we have a diesel van with a petrol generator charging an electric car
The future is bright.
I like one like that is she good with cruiser
Who cares, she can still have a go!!!
Brexit will put a stop to that
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