Funny Pictures

[Paddler Ed]

I know the feeling Gary, damn cold here too at present.
Still in shorts and t-shirt, but had to put me Uggies on its that cold.
I'd post a photo, but this is Funny Pictures, not Scary Pictures.

-6 last night up here, rugged up well and truly here, aircon's been on (heating) and I'm glad we brought our UK winter gear out with us! 2 doonas (duvets) and a quilt on the bed...

Oh dear Gary, like that is it?

I won't mention that it was 29 degrees in Bucharest yesterday, then

We've had beautiful sunshine, just brass monkeys over night!

 

[Gary Stockton]

Aaarrghh. Not funny. Especially the Uggs

 

[StarCruiser]

Not sure if funny or genius:

It's really true to life. Look it even comes with little axle stands already under it to enable repairs.

The upgraded one comes with a tray to catch the oil. [emoji6]

 

[Chas]

How to keep your husband happy in the bedroom
an extract from a sex education book published in the 1960s. I think it should still be used nowadays.

 

[Pat]

But do the moans ever stop

 

[StarCruiser]

Pretty kinky for the 60s with the husband in drag…

 

[StarCruiser]

 

[Blown80]

We need to go back and beat that Neanderthal to a pulp.

 

[Blown80]

Edited.

Given I managed to post a picture that was only already posted one page prior, this is probably a more appropriate pic.

 

[Chas]

Pretty kinky for the 60s with the husband in drag…

I think that's the wife.

 

[StarCruiser]

Looks like one of the Monty Python gang to me …

 

[StarCruiser]

And isn't that an amateur radio antenna that's being attended to in the background…?
[emoji6]

 

[Chas]

 

[clivehorridge]

And isn't that an amateur radio antenna that's being attended to in the background…?
[emoji6]

Monty Python, amateur radio....

Would that be Spam Radio?

 

[Chas]

Monty Python, amateur radio....

Would that be Spam Radio?

 

[clivehorridge]

Sorry...

 

[Blown80]

Just as you try to get a nice photo of a plane landing, some Sheila has to get in the way. Bloody annoying.

 

[Chas]

I wanted to go out with my mate, the Grim Reaper. I had a death wish.
I went to his house and rang the bell. I was at death's door.
We needed to clean our teeth before we went out, so I had a brush with death.
Then we went to a village party but it was a fete worse than death (groan).
So we went to a night club where I danced with death.
He was about to bite into a taco when I grabbed it and stuffed it in my mouth.
I snatched it from the jaws of death.
I wished I hadn't. I vomited all over his robes. I was sick to death.
He was necking with a girl. It was the kiss of death.
Then abruptly he said he wanted to go home. It was sudden death.
So we jumped into a cab thus proving that there is nothing certain but death and taxis.

 

[Pat]

When I see girls wearing that sort of thing I wonder what sort of mess a good fart would make

 

[Chas]

Dear Opportunist,
I poisoned the water.
Sincerely,
The Sadist