Riddle time.

[Shayne]

The horse walked to the apple ?

 

[Chas]

Was the chain on his leg ? mind you a horses neck is about 2ft long and i'm not sure the other end of the chain was attached to anything at all ?

Ah, you edited it, yes the other end of the chain wasn't attached to anything.

 

[Philip A]

What is odd about this sentence?

I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinarily, pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability transcendentalizes intercommunications incomprehensibleness.

Now it makes sense, but you've lost your 13th...

 

[Philip A]

A man meets a female coworker by the water cooler, sniffs the air, then tells her that her hair smells nice.

She's furious, and HR sacks him.

Why?

 

[Chas]

A man meets a female coworker by the water cooler, sniffs the air, then tells her that her hair smells nice.

She's furious, and HR sacks him.

Why?

Could it be because he was a midget?

 

[Philip A]

Yep it is...

Now, Sir, such sure-footedness in these kinds of matters is a sure indication of a youth mis-spent in the dark folds of the Internet - or of perverted mating habits.

 

[MHAMBI]

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

 

[Ian Chuter]

A woman

 

[Ian Chuter]

A woman

 

[Chas]

1. A bat and a ball cost £1.10 in total. The bat costs £1.00 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost? ____pence

2. If it takes 5 machines 5 minutes to make 5 widgets, how long would it take 100 machines to make 100 widgets?
_____minutes

3. In a lake, there is a patch of lily pads. Every day, the patch doubles in size. If it takes 48 days for the patch to cover the entire lake, how long would it take for the patch to cover half of the lake?
_____days

 

[StarCruiser]

1, 5p
2, 5 minutes
3, 47 days

 

[Chas]

1, 5p
2, 5 minutes
3, 47 days

You got it.

 

[StarCruiser]

 

[Chas]

Q: What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don’t want to use it?

 

[joinerman]

Umberella

 

[Chas]

Umberella

Noo it's not that, a clue, I think Shayne might know.

 

[StarCruiser]

A fishing Net

 

[Chas]

A fishing Net

Noo it's not that, but you're on the right track.

 

[StarCruiser]

Fishing line perhaps?

 

[Chas]

Fishing line perhaps?

No not that either. but the nautical theme is correct, I'm making it too easy for you.