What to get the wife?

[Daniel911]

Other than a panic button.

Any ideas?

panic handle?

 

[Chas]

Last Christmas I bought the wife a 20 ton hydraulic jack for her Mercedes A Class, for some reason she wasn't impressed there's no understanding women

 

[chriscolleman]

Last xmas the wife bought a mercedes A class. She wasn't impressed.
There is no understanding women

 

[fridayman]

A weekend/week at a Spa. You might want to see when the next Morocco trip is so that you don't have to cook and clean while she is away.