When . . . .
* You occasionally find rust flakes in your ears.
* If you keep these strange Imperial thread bolts in your pocket in case the dashboard falls off.
* When you dream of burned Lucas electrics when your wife smokes a cigarette in bed
* If 10lbs of of prime topsoil fall on the tarmac when you smack your door shut
* When even Russians don't believe your truck is only 20 years old
* When there are more tools in the truck than in your house
* When the GPS in your vehicle has the main purpose to replace the speedo and odometer
* You can't decide whether to park on a hill in case your starter fails or on the flat in case your handbrake fails.
* You put your coat on as you get INTO your car.
* When you borrow your Mums 1litre Vauxhall Corsa it feels like a sports car.
* If, whilst driving, you frequently turn down the volume of the stereo .... to check for new noises.
* You stop at a petrol station to top up oil and to check the petrol level.
* Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket.
* People in VW camper vans follow you so they can watch someone else break down.
* You occasionally find rust flakes in your ears.
* If you keep these strange Imperial thread bolts in your pocket in case the dashboard falls off.
* When you dream of burned Lucas electrics when your wife smokes a cigarette in bed
* If 10lbs of of prime topsoil fall on the tarmac when you smack your door shut
* When even Russians don't believe your truck is only 20 years old
* When there are more tools in the truck than in your house
* When the GPS in your vehicle has the main purpose to replace the speedo and odometer
* You can't decide whether to park on a hill in case your starter fails or on the flat in case your handbrake fails.
* You put your coat on as you get INTO your car.
* When you borrow your Mums 1litre Vauxhall Corsa it feels like a sports car.
* If, whilst driving, you frequently turn down the volume of the stereo .... to check for new noises.
* You stop at a petrol station to top up oil and to check the petrol level.
* Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket.
* People in VW camper vans follow you so they can watch someone else break down.
