At around 7-00 the other morning my dear wife emerged from her cocoon around 20% awake and weebled, penguin like, to the loo. Next thing I hear is a most worried little voice that went something like this…
Richard, there's something on the bathroom floor.
What sort of something?
I don't know, I'm scared to put the light on.
It looks like a dead animal…
So, up I get to investigate, and there, in the half light, on the floor was indeed something light brown and not moving.
A very dead toilet roll tube!!
After we both managed to stop laughing long enough my wife said "it looked like it had legs and was lying on its side in the light coming in the window"
Oh dear
I wondered if I should submit this to Specsavers for one of their TV ads.
Richard, there's something on the bathroom floor.
What sort of something?
I don't know, I'm scared to put the light on.
It looks like a dead animal…
So, up I get to investigate, and there, in the half light, on the floor was indeed something light brown and not moving.
A very dead toilet roll tube!!
After we both managed to stop laughing long enough my wife said "it looked like it had legs and was lying on its side in the light coming in the window"
Oh dear
I wondered if I should submit this to Specsavers for one of their TV ads.