Graham
Well-Known Member
All in fun,
Two London businessmen were sitting down for a break in
their soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up, the one Londerner said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Yorkshire man walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Yorkshire accent asked "What's tha sellin' ere?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshire man said, "Tha's doing well ...
Only two left!"
The moral for Southerners - Don't mess with Yorkshire men!!!
Two London businessmen were sitting down for a break in
their soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up, the one Londerner said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Yorkshire man walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Yorkshire accent asked "What's tha sellin' ere?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshire man said, "Tha's doing well ...
Only two left!"
The moral for Southerners - Don't mess with Yorkshire men!!!
:laughing-lettersrofl:
Knock, knock.........
