Sorry buddy, Sarah the paramedic was adamant that she wouldn't give it out to you despite Keith's best efforts on your behalf in his drug enduced euphoria!!!
Okay, here we go... Without the visual effects...
So we'd made it through the day with only some minor damage to Karl's Sunday driver; we met Keith at Mac & Jonnie naffed off home; we drove a couple of the Nant-y-Moch lanes & decided we'd do the hop down to Strata Florida to camp along there rather than upset the local 'doggers' who's carpark we'd hijacked on Friday night...
It was pretty dark by the time we got to the camping spot which is about 3½km along the lane & whilst Jon & Chris surveyed the site to work out the best pitching plan, I stayed in me truck keeping nice & warm
The next thing I see as Karl moves off to get into position is Chris supporting Keith on the floor... I gets out to see whats happening & its turns out that Keith has gone over on his leg & broken it properly, just above the ankle...

We manouevre him gently out of the puddle & Chris takes over as first aider. IIRC its about just after eight o'clock by now.
Jon breaks out the sat phone & gets through to the emergency services & this is when we find out the air ambulance doesn't fly at night. Arrangements are made to meet the paramadics & plod down at the village nearest to the lane; I empty Muxley so we can get a stretcher in him & head off into the dark by which time the wind is howling & the sleet is coming down in spades...
When I get there, Steve & Sarah (paramedics) are already at the village; plod hasn't turned up so they follow me back to the entrance to Strata & load what they need into Muxley & enjoy their first taste of laning - ever!!!

They were excellent sports about it all but I did have to tell Sarah off when she asked about my 'Land Rover'...
In the hour or so it took to get back to the campsite, the guys on the hill have done a marvellous job of building a tent around Keith & keeping him warm & in good spirits. Steve & Sarah work on Keith at the scene & get him ready for transporting back out of the lane to the ambulance - Jon plots a route out through the Forestry Commission tracks rather than use the lane but its still at crawling speed to keep Keith comfy.
Once he's in the ambulance, we do a final check with the paramedics & they shoot off to hospital - I got a thumbs up from Keith as they left; Jon & I head back to the camp site relatively fried from it all & ready for a beer or several!!!
Jon & Karl dropped his truck off at his sisters/nephews house on Sunday morning while Chris & me got my CDL switch fitted in Muxley (more on that later

) & then we went off & did a few lanes in the afternoon.
I sent Keith a text when I got home on Sunday night & he replied in good spirit - last we heard, they were going to operate on him tomorrow as an emergency took his Sunday morning slot...
And that as they say, is that...
Ah, more posts...
Yes, stumbling around looking for leathermen, its been ages since I've found porno mags in the woods!!!