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"Testicle Therapy"

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"Testicle Therapy"

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physio Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his trousers and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and skilful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
 
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Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth.
"Nurse"
he mumbles,
"Are my testicles black?"
Nurse raises his gown, holds his willy in one hand & his balls in the other,
she takes a close look & says,
"There's nothing wrong with them Sir."
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly,
"Thanks 4 that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully,
"Are-my-test-re-sults-back?
 
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