Well I have finally got the invoice to pay import duty on the starter I ordered from OZ, I think it is heading up for about two weeks now? I have had to ask why the cost is so high, it is not the money it just seems the import duty is out of kilter with the goods value?
Me: "Hi, I am enquiring why the import duty does not seem to reflect the value of the goods?"
Postal service: Ah, you see Sir because Australia is not in the EU you have to pay import duties."
Me: "Yes yes , I get that, the EU is so helpful, but it does not explain the high cost?"
Postal service: "Let me see Sir, well the import duty is only 7.42 euros?"
Me: "But you are requesting a bank payment of 82.05 euros?"
Postal service: "Ah but Sir, you need to pay VAT on the import value."
Me: "But the import duty that you quote is higher than the goods value?"
Postal service: "Oh, we get to charge VAT on the shipping charge, and the import charge as well Sir, oh and we have to charge for processing, oh and we also charge for presenting the charge."
Me: "The presentation of the processing charge?"
Postal service: "The urgent letter we sent you advising the parcel was here."
Me: Oh, the urgent letter that has taken you nearly two weeks to process, and I still have to go to the bank?"
"Postal service: It is all laid out here Sir."
http://ec.europa.eu/index_en.htm
"Me, oh this one is in English?"
Postal service: "Oh yes Sir the EU is here to help everyone, oh and by the way.....there is also VAT on top of the processing and the postal charge, something else Sir, it has to be paid by the 6th of this month."
Me: "So that means I actually get three days to pay it?"
Postal service: "No Sir, six days."
Me: "But I have only just got the letter to go and pay, and the bank is shut, and they are also closed Saturday and Sunday."
Postal service: "Oh yes.....so it is, ah but you still have the other three Sir!"
So back to now.
Tomorrow I will go and queue to pay this 80 odd euros, of course I will have to take time off from work, I may or may not be able to pay at the bank, they do not accept all kinds of payment on all days, you sort of have to guess which day it will be! Now this will of course affect productivity............of my income!
Forget if the UK leaves the EU, the
entire EU and it's bandits should be dismantled now!
Dave now falls silent, as he eases his trousers and pants down to his ankles, leans over the counter, and grasps the far side,
ready to take another one for the good ol EU!
THE EU IS NO GOOD FOR ANY COUNTRY LET ALONE THE UK...............PERIOD!!
regards
Dave