One day, God speaks to Noah. "Noah", he says, "I want you to build another Ark."
"What, like the last one?" asks Noah.
"Yes," replies God, "Except this time, I want it to have 14 decks."
"And shall I lead all the animals into it, two by two, like last time?' asks Noah.
"No, this time I only want you to lead fish into it".
Noah is a little puzzled. "Just fish?" he asks.
"Yes," says God. "In fact, just carp."
"Just carp? Why carp?" Noah quizzes.
"Well," says God, "I've always wanted a multi-storey carp Ark!"
Wait for it, there's more;
After the Ark had successfully landed on Mt Ararat, the survivors
went forth. After a while, one of the wives noticed her father-in-law
sitting on the ground and chewing animal hides. Every now and then,
the father-in-law would chew a particularly hirsute hide and make a
notation on a tablet.
The wife asked her husband what his father was doing, to which the
son replied, "What can I say, there is Noah counting fur tastes".
"What, like the last one?" asks Noah.
"Yes," replies God, "Except this time, I want it to have 14 decks."
"And shall I lead all the animals into it, two by two, like last time?' asks Noah.
"No, this time I only want you to lead fish into it".
Noah is a little puzzled. "Just fish?" he asks.
"Yes," says God. "In fact, just carp."
"Just carp? Why carp?" Noah quizzes.
"Well," says God, "I've always wanted a multi-storey carp Ark!"
Wait for it, there's more;
After the Ark had successfully landed on Mt Ararat, the survivors
went forth. After a while, one of the wives noticed her father-in-law
sitting on the ground and chewing animal hides. Every now and then,
the father-in-law would chew a particularly hirsute hide and make a
notation on a tablet.
The wife asked her husband what his father was doing, to which the
son replied, "What can I say, there is Noah counting fur tastes".
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