An older lady is standing in line at the Pearly Gates awaiting her turn to see St. Peter.
There was a young woman in front her, so she decides to strike up a conversation and asks how the young woman died. She says "I froze to death."
"That's horrible" says the lady.
"How about you?" asks the young woman.
"Well" says the lady "I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early from work to see if I might catch him in the act."
"I ran in and bounded up the steps to the bedroom, only to find him alone in bed."
"I rushed to the closet, and found it empty."
"I dove under the bed and found nothing"
"I ran through every room in the house from the basement to the attic, but didn't find anything."
"Then I keeled over from a heart attack."
"Well" says the young woman "If you'd looked in the f*cking freezer first we'd both be alive."