Puzzle

[clivehorridge]

OK, name 2 things that can never be eaten for breakfast...

 

[Shayne]

Dinner and tea ?

 

[clivehorridge]

Dinner and tea ?

was a bit too easy I suppose

 

[Shayne]

Chas didn't ask a fair question because it involved a female of the species and what they do and why they do it has been a mystery without answer since time began

 

[clivehorridge]

A guy in prison had a visitor. After he left, the guard asked the prisoner what relative was the visitor to him. The prisoner replied "neither a brother nor sister have I, yet that man's father is my father's son".

What relative to the prisoner, was the visitor?

 

[Shayne]

His father has only one son did he visit himself ?

 

[clivehorridge]

His father has only one son did he visit himself ?

Errr, no. (I hope I wrote it correctly, hang on I'll check) .... Brb...

 

[clivehorridge]

It checks out, no, he didn't visit himself....

 

[Shayne]

Prisoner says "my fathers son" which can only be the prisoner himself if he has no siblings ?

 

[Shayne]

That mans father was my fathers son . the prisoners was visited by his own son .

 

[Chas]

Was it his son?

 

[clivehorridge]

Was it his son?

Spot on Shayne/Chas!

 

[Chas]

He who makes it, has no need of it. He who buys it, has no use for it. He who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?

 

[Shayne]

A coffin ?

 

[clivehorridge]

A coffin ?

That fits, Shayne, must be

 

[Shayne]

Not sure could be a boob job

 

[clivehorridge]

Not sure could be a boob job

Not much use having a boob job if no one can have a feel

 

[clivehorridge]

[SIZE=+1]The day before yesterday, Christine was 7 years old.

Next year, she'll turn 10.

What's the date today? ( and before anyone says it, the answer is not 3 March) [/SIZE][SIZE=+1]
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[Shayne]

Its her birthday the 2nd of March


WRONG!


Helen has already googled it and is presently shouting at me coz she knows the answer

 

[clivehorridge]

Ha ha! That's cheatin' tell her