Funny Junk

[Brian S]

Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton Look-Alike contest.

 

[Brian S]

All polar bears are left handed.

 

[Brian S]

The wingspan of a Boeing 747 jet is longer than the Wright Brothers' first flight.

 

[Brian S]

Water skiing with it would cost a fortune

The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth 2 moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel fuel that it burns

 

[Brian S]

You're avin a larf

There is a new television show on a British cable called "Watching Paint Dry". Viewers watch in real-time. Gloss, semi-gloss, matte, satin, you name it. Then viewers vote out their least favorite.

 

[Brian S]

A deployed air bag adds as much as $2,000 to the cost of repairing a vehicle. That's enough for insurance companies to often declare the car "totaled".

 

[Brian S]

More than 2,500 left-handed people are killed each year from using products that are made for right-handed people.

 

[Brian S]

Oprah Winfrey and Elvis Presley are distant cousins.

 

[Brian S]

Always useful to know
The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

 

[Brian S]

Glad I don't eat much chocolate

The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

 

[Chas]

Glad I don't eat much chocolate

The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

I must have eaten a whole spiders nest today.

 

[StarCruiser]

Glad I don't eat much chocolate

The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

I'm not telling Lynn!!
Or maybe I should…?

 

[Brian S]

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

 

[Brian S]

Wonder who done the tasting to find that out!!!

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

 

[Brian S]

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

 

[Brian S]

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

 

[Brian S]

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

 

[Brian S]

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

 

[Brian S]

Our Ancestors had their priorities right

The production of alcohol has been traced back at least 12,000 years.

 

[Brian S]

Like his thinking, lets all get smashed, sod the fighting,

Sherry was apparently the alcohol of choice for many world travelers; both Magellan and Columbus had a lot of it on board during their respective voyages. Magellan liked Sherry so much, in fact, that he spent more money stockpiling the alcoholic beverage than he spent on weapons.