1. clivehorridge

    clivehorridge Well-Known Member Supporter Guru I am in romania

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    You must have nicked that one from the Andy CG Lomas joke book Chas :lol:
     
  2. Chas

    Chas Well-Known Member Supporter I am in england

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    Nah! I nicked it from FaceBook.
     
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  3. AndycruiserguyLomas

    AndycruiserguyLomas Well-Known Member I am in england

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    I've just been watching a program on beavers,


    Was the best dam show I've seen in ages.
     
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  4. Chas

    Chas Well-Known Member Supporter I am in england

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    My home is a 5 minute walk to the pub, but the pub is a 50 minute walk to my home. :laughing-rolling:
     
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  5. Jake the Peg

    Jake the Peg Well-Known Member I am in scotland

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    An undercover cop called at my farm in the sticks yesterday evening...
    “I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said.

    “By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied.

    The cop exploded, saying “Do you know who the fuck I am?! I have the authority of the government with me!”, he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, “Do you see this fucking badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I’ll go wherever the fuck I want, have I made myself clear?!”

    I nodded politely, apologised, and went about my work. A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up and saw the cop running for his life being chased by my angry bull. With each step, the bull was gaining ground and he seemed sure to be gored before he reached safety. The officer looked terrified and continued to run for his life.

    I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs,

    “Your badge, show him your fucking badge!”
     
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